Teachers in Buffalo get free plastic surgery courtesy their school district

If you're a Buffalo, New York, teacher, then your public school system will pay for your plastic surgery. That includes hair removal, miscrodermabrasian, liposuction, and so on. No co-pay needed. Keep your money. The district pays for all of your nips and tucks. The district's annual cost is currently about $5.2 million. Aren't they nice. And right in the middle of the Rust Belt, too.

I didn't know what miscrodermabrasian was. It's a non-surgical procedure to remove the effects of aging from the skin like crow's feet. I need that myself.

But there are risks.