Maybe I could get the federal government to pay my cell phone bill

Ann Althouse has this post: "Do you enjoy paying other people's cell phone bills?" A federal program spent $1.6 billion of your tax dollars to pay for free cell phones and the monthly bills of 12.5 million wireless accounts. I've wondered why everybody seems to be talking on a cell phone.

Well, you're going to be paying for somebody's mortgage and health care as well as cell phone.