Cavity search

Police in Pennsylvania detained a 27-year-old woman who was in a wreck and after a search found three bags on heroin in her jacket. In the police station she told them she had more in her vagina. A doctor was called in and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags, prescription pills, and $51.22.

The report was not clear whether she had an attorney. What she needed was a gynecologist.